It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Woman

Pretty

Woman are pretty

by Miu kinnie March 28, 2021

Woman

what?

Person 1: "hey bro, you ever heard of a woman before?"
Person 2: "a what?"

by Nickington_REAL January 24, 2023

woman

Person of feminine gender since 18 years of age.

Woman.

by ÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇ March 26, 2025

the womanizer effect

a pavlovian response to the post-chorus of britney spears' "womanizer" as a result of several "fancams" with said portion of song playing over visuals of a celebrity, generally posted on popular social media platform Twitter. sufferers report finding the subjects of said "fancams" more attractive with the audio, as well as arousal at the mere audio with no further visual.

i think i suffer from the womanizer effect. every time i hear that part of the song, i involuntarily drool.

by NyckelsFan27 September 24, 2020