Jake Paul

The absolute white trash, ass kissing, snobby scum upon this earth. Too bad comdoms didn’t work for his parents, cuz he has an older dip-shit brother too. His fandom is a bunch of nine years olds who have no parental supervision on what the fuck they watch. Oh yeah and he can’t even make decent diss tracks. Shane Dawson thinks he is a sociopath, and I agree.

You acted like a real Jake Paul today Larissa!

by Yeeyeeanimeyee March 31, 2019

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.

"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"

by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Logan Paul

The blonde idiotic choch who used to be popular, but ended up like the Mavericks in Mega Man and started doing things he really shouldn't be doing (hence the reason I won't be joining his movement to become a maverick). He's stupid enough to use a Taser on dead animals for kicks, laugh while recording the dead body of a person who committed suicide, screw around in Japan to the point that people (both in the US and in Japan, and possibly in even more countries) told him to never come back, and get the YouTube admin so fed up with his behavior that they removed ads from his videos so he won't make any money for a while. There's a lot more I'd like to list, but I'll leave it to your imaginations.

Logan Paul used to be popular, but ended up doing a lot of stupid things, and continues to do so. So much for going through 2018 with a great start, Mr. I-go-to-other-countries-and-get-sick-then-breathe-all-over-the-food-tables-at-a-hotel-then-take-the-food-that's-only-there-for-decoration-as-well-as-doing-things-that-get-me-demonetized.

by KingAnonymous May 8, 2018

Hot Paul

A guy named paul who keeps promising he's going to give everyone a hot carl but never does. Usually after he's had a few drinks.

Paul is tipsy again, he'll start doing his hot paul routine again.

I made fun of paul's shirt now he's in hot paul mode

by Machinegun Mike September 25, 2020

Logan Paul

If you are a Logan Paul it means you are a bitch

Person1: oh look at that guy he is a bitch
Person2: yep (sigh) he is such a Logan Paul

by Ñïgæ September 10, 2019

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney is a passionate furry his hobbies are hanging out with furries and making platinum albums about being furries, he is also a walrus goo goo g'joob

Paul McCartney is a motherfucking furry.

by Alexwatson January 29, 2019

Logan Paul

A annoying guy who used to be cool.

Guys, did you remember Logan Paul??

by A crazy Child June 27, 2018