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bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.
Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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google

A search engine used for 12-16-year-olds to look up porn

xvideos
pornhub
xnxx
hey bro lets look at www.pornhub.com use google

furry porn (searches in pornhub sight)
by STIFF NOGER April 15, 2019
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Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again
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Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google
I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
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“Call Google”

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
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google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.
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Google Wocuments

Google Wocuments is a free Web-based application in which documents and spreadsheets can be created, edited and stored online. Files can be accessed from any computer with an Internet connection and a full-featured Web browser. ... Google Wocuments is compatible with most presentation software and word processor applications.
Do your work on this task on Google Wocuments.
by Cherry picker August 25, 2019
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