Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

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Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.

Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!

by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020

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zhao dong

A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚

"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"

by Aava July 18, 2022

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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

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