"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"
by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009
Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
by Ten Sa Zangetsu October 27, 2008
It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 07, 2017
A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well
by midnightmodder November 23, 2020
When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
by zsherm February 23, 2007
To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
by Dmanz82 November 02, 2011
by Joe Bone March 08, 2005