spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

spoon-fed democracy

a "democratic" society that was implemented by colonial government and not gain from organic grassroots revolutionary movement of the proletariat

hong kong in the late era of colonization is an example of a spoon-fed democracy by the imperial british empire

by soundchecked123 January 27, 2026

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026