sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Sea fairy

Sea fairy is a hot lesbain cookie people ship her with moonlight cookie

"I want sea fairy's poosay I'm my mouth"said bob "me too"said blob

by Sorbets biggest fan March 5, 2022

Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.

My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.

by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

sea

A pool consisting of large numbers of people and entities who fulfill certain criteria, e.g. being glued to their devices

Everywhere I look, my friends and family are glued to their screens, scrolling endlessly or binge-watching shows. It’s like I’m surrounded by a sea of "iPad kids"—a backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids".

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025