sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

sad

you

you are sad and alone

by Soviet Snoopy June 27, 2021

Sad Lamb

This is a term that can get you banned on Facebook for about a day. No idea how though but, those idiots at Facebook don't like sad lambs, I guess.

Sad Lamb. (you say that to get banned on Facebook)

by Attept3 April 29, 2021

Strong Sad

A trans boy that is less popular than his older brother, Strong Bad.

"I WANT TO FUCK STRONG SAD IN THE POOSAY"

by GiantVixen November 5, 2024

short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.

Stop being a short sad sam

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Sad Hinger

User of the dating app Hinge. He clearly has plenty of reasons not to want to be on the app but chooses to match with people anyway, message passively giving hints to the state of his troubled soul then stop messaging abruptly scarring your self esteem.

You’re not another sad hinger, are you?

by Cri410 August 23, 2019