Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Reefer Sadness

Depression and/or woe caused by a lack of marijuana.

“Sorry dude, I’ve been feelin that reefer sadness since my plug moved to Portland.”

by Bing is June 02, 2024

Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Sad brain

When you don’t wanna say stupid say sad brain. Please do it’s what all the sophisticated people say.

Brian: Bro I just fell over my own feet
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain

by The sad brain club February 19, 2021

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019