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Brother Rice 

A school located in Bloomfield Hills, filled with douchebags who think they are the best at sports. The parents who send their kids here only do it because they think it will make them look richer. Every single student pulls up in an Audi bought with daddies cash. They commonly call themselves "alphas" and commonly have competitions to see who has the smallest penis.
I was going to say BHHS was the worst school in Michigan, but I just remembered Brother Rice exists, so I guess it wins.
Brother Rice by hottietotty07 October 27, 2021
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Crotch Rice 

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.
It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.
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no rice no dice 

When your in a relationship and the person your going out with does not talk to you.
My boyfriend no rice no dices me all the time.
A bitch ass fool whos gonna get smoked in his probe by my juiced out mustang.
That bitch t/rice needs turbo just to keep up with this american muscle.
t/rice by probe killer September 5, 2004

Converted rice 

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.
Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!
Converted rice by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008

Hood Rice 

Cocaine. Also used to describe something of intrest
mark this game is fucking hood rice.
Hood Rice by doucheen mandick February 22, 2009

dirty rice 

an import vehicle from japan whose appearance isnt of the norm. (i.e. it is not stock, and its not all riced out) The aftermarket work to the car is done nicley, and to the fullest extent.
"Dude, Jerry's new car is some dirty rice bro. It aint all "pep-boied" out like his brothers POS.
dirty rice by Raabe July 12, 2007