red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.

Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.

by Covido March 19, 2022

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp

Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger

by Some MF online January 27, 2022

Red Pickle

When you do intercourse with a girl on her period and she bleeds on your dick and then you make her suck off the blood

Matt: I just had a red pickle yesterday.
Mike: Red pickling makes me sick.

by Wendal howrind April 4, 2022

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

Big Red

Aiden

Bro is that a bear?
Nah that's just Big Red

by Eon47 April 6, 2021

Red Warpaint

The use of blood and fecal matter as face paint after a rough anal sex session.

After I wrecked Christie’s asshole, I put my finger in her but and used the mess as Red Warpaint on her face

by WittyJ April 28, 2021