A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 29, 2008
by @Pre-Nippke March 25, 2018
When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps
She had pre cramps
by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017
by pre nutt August 29, 2019
It’s where you make sure someone won’t do something before they make a decision.
Like Dude 2 is concerned about dude 1’s health so he is making sure dude 1 doesn’t do anything to put his health in danger
Like Dude 2 is concerned about dude 1’s health so he is making sure dude 1 doesn’t do anything to put his health in danger
Dude1: I’ve bee feeling really down lately...
Dude2: Well, at least don’t go back to cutting
Dude1: I won’t, thank you for your Pre-Concern
Dude2: Well, at least don’t go back to cutting
Dude1: I won’t, thank you for your Pre-Concern
by Eggs and sausage August 18, 2020
The one phrase created by kareem the stinky man, use this if you don’t want to make friends. Use this if you want to be hated
you smell like Pre algebra
by STINKY ALGEBRA August 29, 2022
Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 07, 2020