Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.

Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!

by Runitdude September 3, 2019

Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.

"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."

by 1BadMF July 28, 2018

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Dinosaur porn

Defined as: Porn that is classified as old, due to the: date, Low quality, and more active Porn Women

I grew tired of watching big booty thots get fucked by Young residents of the hood, so I went to dinosaur porn to see BeautyDior in

her prime.

Dinosaur Porn is defined as:Old porn

by Pussy Piper October 6, 2020

Virtue Porn

The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.

Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.

Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.

by vashdao June 2, 2021

ampty porn

When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas

Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn

by TWE123 July 27, 2014