travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Porn Cheeks

When you flex your ass while power thrusting and the concave dimple appears on your ass cheek.

As Luke thrusted into Hannah you could clearly see his porn cheeks glistening in the moonlight through the car window.

by JewSickelz February 8, 2021

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

idea porn

popular crafts, life hacks, DIYs, recipes, etc that are usually found on websites like youtube, pinterest, and tumblr that are satisfying to watch and look at, but require way too much effort to actually do yourself.

girl 1: wow, you have a lot of DIY wedding decorations favorited on pinterest, are you engaged?

girl 2: nah i’m single, it’s just that i’m addicted to wedding idea porn.

by mayagoose February 4, 2018

Cringe Porn

Cringe worthy content enjoyed as well as despaired by its audience.

I just spent the last 3 hours totally binging on cringe porn.

by Norcalfungi January 15, 2022

Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013