Peter Griffin Syndrome

A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.
PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.
by PaxVA April 13, 2022
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Elijah David Peters

Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny
Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes
by menpincher6969 May 03, 2022
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Daniel Peters-Banthorpe

A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.
Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course
by IchigoInoue October 05, 2018
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Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow
by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021
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Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.
Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 08, 2017
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Peter Pan Suicide

Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress
by nori.1811 December 20, 2021
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Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.
Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by STREETS OFGRACE February 04, 2023
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