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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.
“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
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peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
by JackaBr December 18, 2017
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peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass
Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's
by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
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Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
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