numbskut

A word which accidently comes out of your mouth when one wishes to say numbskull or numbnuts but can't decide and ends up saying "numbskut".

Person 1: You're such a....um...numbskut!
Person 2: Lol, fail numbskull and numbnuts.

by Nun Y. Wax August 8, 2009

Numbsterbation

The act of masterbating with a numb arm and giving it the other person feeling.

"Hey Joe, I just numbsterbated the other day. It felt like someone else"

Or

"Numbsterbation gives a whole new outlook on masterbating"

by Killborn February 1, 2017

numbskull

A dupe, and tool for misinformation - misdirection for members of secret organizations - specifically the Skull and Bones. Allegedly a mark would be given a symbol - icon - vis a numbskull as well as be taught a pre-arranged false version of secret codes, grips etc that would instantly identify them to any true member of the organization. In return they would clear a gambling debt, or secure a massive contract etc for the member. Numbskulls would be selected from the socially ambitious, nouveau riche, self-aggrandizing, or pompous: but smart and successful enough that a non member would believe they could be a true member. After being "initiated" they would continue to be used as a source of money, amusement, and insulation for real members and the true secrets of the organization. Compliance is reinforced with fear of a loss of personal pride, ego, or embarrassment of the mark, in the event of an unhappy, or unruly numbskull.

That navy contract is being handled by Mr. Burke who is a real numbskull. (knowing look)

by Bebopin2 June 6, 2017

Numbscrut

A made-up derogatory word in Felix the Cat The Movie used by aliens who live in the dimension Oriana to call someone an idiot or incompetent. The alien equivalent to calling someone a "dumbass" or "shithead" or any other vulgar insult. Favorite swear word of The Duke of Zill.

Guy: Don't be such a goddamn Numbscrut!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars January 2, 2026

number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'

His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.

by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007

Numberclat

Meaning a geeky or bookish boy, particularly used in the case of maths enthusiasts. Derivation from the word bumberclat, but with no real link.

'That boy is such a numberclatt, he got 100% on his algebra test!'

by Ukinkilops October 26, 2008

nubstub

What you call people who fail in life. A person who does not know what the hell they are doing.

*sauce can be added to the end of nubstub making nubstubsauce

Dude, your a nubstub.

by someone took my pseudonym January 18, 2009