your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Your mom

A troll response

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

Keenans mom

i want her to call me mommy

keenans mom can be my mommy

by You know Angelica you know December 2, 2021

ur mom

thick

ur mom is fat

by victin February 23, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

"your ugly"
"your mom"

by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019