Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning

I let out some stinky morning thunder today.

by Goyangi August 9, 2025

Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.

Run its Morning Jaiden.

by collier26.22 September 19, 2022

A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018