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Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.
Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.
by GrayController November 10, 2019
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Math

Mental abuse to humans that's excelled by asians.
Math is so hard!
by DoritoFan80 October 28, 2018
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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion
Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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math

persone1;im being mentally abused
person2:the math did it
by kailynmay June 13, 2018
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Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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