A website that (usually bored students) used to play free games. It is also the death of schools and teachers.
"Bro, I just finished grinding this game on cool math games; I completely missed whatever Mrs. Williams just said."
"I think it was something about decomposers. I was playing Cool Math too."
"I think it was something about decomposers. I was playing Cool Math too."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

by Yuna !🫶🏻 April 29, 2024

by Gigantical chaddit August 24, 2022

by John Yang May 16, 2018

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"
by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022
