When you know you probably should buy your girlfriend/female friend/ sister that gift for her special occasion but you're completely out of cash.
Dude1: It's Mary's birthday. Did you get her a gift ?
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.
by kamiand October 05, 2013
Fucking badass and sisters forever(:
Do crazy shit. Get hot guys(beans)
Love Stepbrothers and inside jokes.
The coolest girls you'll know.
Do crazy shit. Get hot guys(beans)
Love Stepbrothers and inside jokes.
The coolest girls you'll know.
by KKSMMA October 17, 2010
A legend that was born at 6:06am December 16 2008, At the Hospital in Mexico and grew up to be hot and sexy as always
by reivzbills June 20, 2021
by Paul bong August 28, 2019
when an unexpected, large object is taken out of a smaller container. This word is derived from the children's movie Marry Poppins, who had a magic bag that could contain large objects.
by K-baller September 06, 2010
marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.
by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019
Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
by MilkedYaMum January 31, 2018