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raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle
i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying
by keishaneg September 12, 2025
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Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump
“Keanut Jump!”
by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025
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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
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Jump The Clock

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017
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Panty jump

When you go from your girlfriend to another girl right away to feel better about your self
Damn bro, you don’t need to panty jump for self respect, learn to love your self!
by Good witch June 27, 2018
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