Curtain Jerker

- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!

Hence, the term "curtain jerker"

"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"

"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"

"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"

by Poohbah540 July 3, 2014

circle jerk

punk rock band from the 90s

I got the circle jerk's CD 'gig' the other day

by Kate January 10, 2005

jerk butt

a very rude person who is being a jerk. somebody who just cant be described as anything else.

A person who you dont want to call an ass cause you wanna be nice. so you call them a jerk but instead to make it sound a little better.

your being such a jerk butt

by someone somewhere92 April 11, 2011

Jerkbag

That incompetent co-worker of yours who keeps stealing your lunch.

Harry, meet the jerkbag I work with.

by bat_hero May 11, 2009

Jamaican Jerk

A woman, who is currently menstruating and not wearing any protection, only panties, gives a guy a handjob and lets him cum all over her "Red Stripe".

Red Stripe is usually known as the most famous beer from Jamaica

"My girlfriend is on the rag, and it sounds weird, but that turns me on. She gave me a Jamaican Jerk the other day. It was awesome!"

by Gutterbrain August 30, 2011

Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

gabrielino circle-jerk

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events

"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"

by P.J. O'Rourke April 13, 2008