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extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy
I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk
by N69gaming September 20, 2022
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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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violent jerks

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.
by Half case March 5, 2021
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
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