Jake Carroll

Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!
jake carroll i love you!
hey did you know jake carroll is amazing?
by Kaybaybay18 February 20, 2011
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Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 22, 2011
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jake-ified

To be burned, dissed, owned, pwnd, or otherwise shown the truth by means of one named or nicknamed Jake. This includes any and all Jakes around the world, including foreign language dialects such as Jakob, Yakob, Yakobeem, or Yakobemish. You will know you have been jake-ified when a Jake corrects your ignorance or ineptitude with an extremely comedic statement delivered with impeccable timing usually in a large social setting.
David- "You know the main export of Belize is timber"
Jake -"Actually that used to be true but now the main export is sugar and accounts for over half of all Belize's exports......bitch!!!"

(Laughter abounds at the bar where David was just jake-ified)
by mr.nickel February 05, 2010
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jake F.

a big fat man. (unknown gender actually we guessed)
best dicksucker.
dont be a jake F.!
you jerk!!!!
by master B. May 22, 2010
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Jake Pauler

A person who likes the YouTuber jake Paul and who want to be in his squad team 10
I'm a Jake Pauler
by Heyy💖x September 19, 2017
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jake paul

jake paul is a youtuber, he is so greatful for his fans #jakepaulers,he's handsome,he is the best youtuber ever,he is so funny, team10 is lit,his merch is selling like a god,church #jerika4life,he dabs on them haters,and its everyday bro,peace xx
by Jake paulers June 30, 2017
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jake cardinal

wow jake cardinal is so sexy id fuck him everyday
by jk all day May 17, 2011
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