dick sickness

When you don’t feel good after sex

We fucked so hard, I woke up with dick sickness.

by Kinkykatie069 November 15, 2018

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 2, 2023

Sick Duck

A duck that cought a cold

I own a sick Duck it sucks good

by Maretyui November 16, 2023

Stage Sick

Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!

Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!

by Love_act January 5, 2017

Walking sickness

Diarrhea. Named for the fact that when one is stricken, one spends much of their time walking back and forth to the toilet.

He couldn't stay at his desk; he had a bad case of the walking sickness.

by EmperorNorton47 February 1, 2021

disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019