queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.

"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."

by Mansewer March 26, 2007

Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".

Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!

by Yours_Truly_lol123 March 17, 2011

Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.

Dat Ear Wub

by Cheezburqer December 27, 2013

drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 10, 2017

ear drainage

When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.

The ear drainage was so painful.

by Debskelly1985 May 02, 2023

Ear scissoring

A man sticking his head between two girls scissoring so they rub there pussies on his ears

I was watching then scissor then I got in there to ear scissoring

by Mew god February 02, 2024