Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022
Get the Hood Camouflagemug. by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025
Get the Hood weebmug. The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.
I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.
by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025
Get the hood cricketsmug. A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time (which is unlikely to be okay with their different fathers) and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Boys N' the Hoodmug. A dumbass person who is from da hood and is a clown cuz they are uneducated and do drugs n crap and hang around with ghetto gang thugs cuz they lack talent and can't do shit other than playing call of duty with guns and violence. And they try to act cool n tuff when they're really not. And they're just sad because they have sex issues and can't milk any girls cuz all they do is try to become famous by doing crimes n shit to get on the news and just bully and harass people for no reason cuz they're peasants and poor mothafuckas that are a joke to society and always will be because they are nazis.
Random person: Hey bro check out my AE86 its so cool.
Average human waste to society on earth: LOL that car is slow can't even beat a lambo in a straight line!
Random person: Try saying that to the 2JZ underneath the hood and lambos can't drift go back to your peasant town Ghetto Hood Gangster Thug Hood Boy and go act like a ghetto gang thug clown there we don't do that here and besides you drive a junk piece of crap Prius EV stupid bitchass ricer mothafucka :)
Average human waste to society on earth: LOL that car is slow can't even beat a lambo in a straight line!
Random person: Try saying that to the 2JZ underneath the hood and lambos can't drift go back to your peasant town Ghetto Hood Gangster Thug Hood Boy and go act like a ghetto gang thug clown there we don't do that here and besides you drive a junk piece of crap Prius EV stupid bitchass ricer mothafucka :)
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
Get the Ghetto Hood Gangster Thugmug. Activities done for the purpose of entertainment or decompressing stress by a good-looking, well educated, working or middle-class female, that are typically done by hood rats, or women who are less educated and living in poverty. Coined by a lady in Charlotte, NC when describing a fun and eventful outing with friends and/or family.
I wish you could come out with us to the spot Friday, so we can play in dem streetz, doing hood rat traptivities.
by DDT Charlotte May 14, 2019
Get the Hood rat traptivitiesmug. A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007
Get the Hoode' Boode' Zoode'mug.