Little Red Riding Hood 

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.

The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"

Little Red Riding Hood by G.M.H. December 4, 2009

Beetle Hood 

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.

She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!

Beetle Hood by B.S.N. March 22, 2010

spirit hood 

A retarded hat that hipsters and scene kids wear to try to get attention.

-Look like that kid wearing a spirit hood!
-I see him, he looks like a tool.
-Yeah I think so too.

spirit hood by HipsterH8r October 17, 2011

welders hood

Overly large sunglasses worn usually by women that cover half of their face.

"Dude, did you see that girl with the welders hood on her face?"

welders hood by Midschool March 28, 2008

Robin Hood

A guy who is takes amazingness to whole new heights. A kind hearted man who is the best in the world. he is adorable and always swoops in to save the people who he loves. extremely smart, like beyond imaginable and a musical prodigy, he can take you to dimensions you've never been to before. A sexy guy with everything going for him - he is not going to be a brilliant guy BECAUSE HE ALREADY IS :)

Robin Hood swooped in and used his bow and arrow to save my life from the butterfly...

what a brilliant man that Robin Hood is. I wish i could put him in a picture frame and gaze at him all day.

Robin Hood by mochi pop June 18, 2010

Red Riding Hood 

n. (Movie)
See Twilight.

Person 1-- Hey we should go see Red Riding Hood.
Person 2-- Ew no, Twilight's gay.
Person 1-- Nevermind then, we'll see something else.

Red Riding Hood by FreonZedd March 31, 2011

Real Hood Nigga 

An awesome sauce friend who you love to hang with and always have fun with.

Mason: Dude I just shit in a bathtub
Logan:Mason you're a real hood nigga
Mason:sweet now let's go fuck with louis.

Real Hood Nigga by Realh00dn1gga May 22, 2011