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Half & Half

Mixing your sperm with someones milk.
When at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host's milk into Half & Half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, ejaculate into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.
Half & Half by chris-me-chris January 26, 2009

half chips, half rice 

when an outcome of something is 50/50 it can be said to be half chips half rice... this originates in take away establishments throughtout the U.K when purchasing a curry, the most common side accompaniment would be half chips half rice.
How was work?... "half Chips, half rice"... meaning good and bad...
Felicia the Catgirl is a NAKED videogame character.
God I love half cats.
Half cat by drool August 22, 2003

half commando 

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.
Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.
half commando by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
Half-Life 2 by Chad March 16, 2005

half way crooks 

A streetwear label at at 212 Sumner Street, lower level, in Newton MA. Referred to by B-Rabbit in the movie 8 mile, supporting his crew "313" in the final battle against Papa Doc.
Scared to death, you shook, cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!
half way crooks by nisturm June 3, 2009