Pump Fuck

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure

Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!

by SlopNChop April 4, 2017

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fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

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fuck that noise

Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".

"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."

by M240guy June 28, 2004

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Get the fuck that noisemug.

fuck the feds

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC

While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS

by SCSA420 June 28, 2014

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Get the fuck the fedsmug.

FUCK SALT

A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".

(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!

by Jon Revelle June 10, 2008

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