by Asa Guy January 2, 2009
Get the fat dick mug.A Midwestern woman who is obese, often a teacher, more often a choir teacher and most often wider than the piano. This person is obsessed with cheesy potatoes and mentioned as the "one with the pretty face".
by the middle seat on the plane August 24, 2010
Get the Fat Bitch mug.Not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly sexually active female with disproportionate quantities of fat cells.
A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)
A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).
It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)
A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).
It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
by Jayboy_Evo March 1, 2009
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"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
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Get the fat douche mug.An in comparison to the rest of the female body in subject unusually well proportioned vagina. It is although more commonly used as an invective for strengthening a message from one person to another, aswell as expressing a medium to strong amount of hatred.
by mooker June 7, 2003
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