When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
Get the Fan schmitt bowler mug.Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.
by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017
Get the second hand fan mug.Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.
Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit
Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.
Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.
by Wankface6969 November 1, 2017
Get the Overprotective football fan mug.There’s two types of lebron fans out there. Ones a loyal one who likes lebron although he sticks with one team and there’s one who bandwagons lebron and likes whatever he does. Lebron could breathe and they’ll go crazy. While there’s also really chill lebrons fans who are respectable. Most of the times those crazy bron fans are known as “bronsexuals”.
by Nbawaifu June 7, 2020
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Karen used to be a cowboys fan for twenty years but now that’s she banging Dave , she’s a eagles fan , what a fucking “Fair weiner fan”
by Richard Gazinia June 18, 2020
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Joe and Nancy went to the Yankee-Mets ballgame. Joe was a hardcore Yankee fan and Nancy was a life-long Mets Fan. Unlike other fans (who fought all night) they got along. So I guess they're a Bi-Fan-Ual couple.
by Ahhhh Forgetaboutit! August 23, 2012
Get the Bi-Fan-Ual mug.Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022
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