Evan Aiken

A 7th grader at Charles S. Rushe Middle School, located in Land O' Lakes, Florida.

" Hey we should go hang out with Evan Aiken later!"

by BBCLOVER69420UWU February 1, 2024

Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020

evan

peak fashion

I strive to be an Evan one day.

by kanna banana May 9, 2022

Evan

a small d boy

This boy Evan has a small d!

by polessss July 6, 2025

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

Evan

Gay

Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?

Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!

by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020

Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends

That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh

by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022