evan

a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off

emma: this guy is being mean

carter: i bet it’s an evan

by kyliefleming November 8, 2020

evan mckernan

A fuckin Nob Head

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag

by Cormax August 8, 2019

Evan

Evan is an amazing person yet many are easily intimidated by his intelligence and his goals in life. Evan is very closed off yet very social if you get in his circle never let him go he is easily gonna be the person who will help you and guide you to a safe pathway but once he finds the one he loves he will be with them on the path till the end of time.If you are evans lover you are the luckiest person alive no one will ever understand you as much as evan and on that note love you unconditionally. evan is quick to his opinions and sticks with them for as long as he believes,he doesn’t like getting proven wrong because most of the time he is right. evan will most likely end up successful and he will stick up for himself during life down an successful path, he is the most charming comfortable guy you’ll ever meet and funny i mean he could be a comedian.he is also hot asf i mean HOLY CRAP!!! and he will be madly in love with who he is with now forever.

“your dating evan?” “FUCK YEAH”

by bumwatergreywater November 2, 2022

evan

a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.

i hate niggers - probably evan

by mrnwordman July 5, 2025

Tatum Evans

A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her

Tatum Evans is such a snack

by BigPoppy6996 July 10, 2018

evan shakov

A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.

Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!

by chodehero111 February 2, 2024

Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020