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ethan

a bitchboy, obsessed with his mummy
ethan is such a pussy
by hehwhwhwh April 10, 2020
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Ethan

ethan is a guy who always wants to be the centre of attition and always talks about himself and he does not have a big pp and he normally have blonde hair and blue eyes and hes always horny and hes a weeb and loves thighs and will do anthig to have a gf and after a break up he goes to his friends and bitches about you and they come and kill you but is ok once you catch feeling for a Ethan you will never be able to lose them.
Ethan is a short and scrawny man but its ok
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Ethan Reed

Did you see Ethan Reed
Yeah, he’s fat
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Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.
You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.
by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022
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Ethan boyfriend

Avery is Ethan's boyfriend
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Ethan

Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!

We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️
Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!

Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!

Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?

Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!

Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)

Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!

Friend of girl 1: you got this!

Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?

Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!

Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?

Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?

Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!
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Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet
A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father
by Esterr64 August 11, 2022
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