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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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dong sicheng

wow, you're so dong sicheng!
by matchagweentea November 22, 2021
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Dong yang

the cutest and sweetest boy in the world, if you ever meet him he will always be on ur mind.
i’m glad i met Dong Yang to trek at Keppel Bay this time last year, we ended up playing super smash bros whoo!
by bunny box November 22, 2021
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Haw Dong

Friend 1: that guy is so cool

Friend 2: yeah he must be Haw Dong
by Illiterate fool November 22, 2021
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Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!
by cheebaikia November 22, 2021
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Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.
Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.
by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021
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Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!
Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?
by Dorkboy November 12, 2021
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