Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

by htbjsg June 8, 2010

Cunt-nado

A person who is being such a big cunt they are like a tornado of cuntiness!

That girl is being such a cunt-nado today!

by Kifferdustee December 31, 2014

Cunt Pudge

The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.

Dude check out the Cunt Pudge on her!

by AntEater May 23, 2014

JB Cunt

Noun. Person who hates their job and only works there for the money. Plans on quitting once they finding another well paying job. Commonly associated with the company JB Hunt.

We are all JB Cunts here, its built different mindset.

by Gold Grenades March 16, 2021

Cunt stickler

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.

I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.

by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008