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Stupid Cunt

A clueless whore that has no comprehension of how her actions affect others.
Stefanie is one stupid cunt; fuckin her friends man while she's having family problems and being a fake.
by colorectalcancer September 14, 2006
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Office Cunt

An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.
Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"

Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!
by 5091 December 11, 2007
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dumb cunt

1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things
by bleepin September 29, 2003
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cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
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Cunt Scraper

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.
by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010
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tar cunt

A vagina's state after a week's worth of flow.
My girl's tar cunt was so nasty, it was leaking molasses all over my dick
by Sidnaynmelinduh November 18, 2010
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Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.
j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
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