Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

coconuts

crazy

thats coconuts!

by heartprim June 23, 2024

Coconut

Brown on the outside and white on the inside. An Indian/Asian that acts like a total prep.

Those coconuts over there need to figure their shit out. They need to learn to do things the right way, not the white way.

by Sacrilegious rebel shosty June 29, 2024

Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.

"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”

coconut-pilled

by Bolo99 July 5, 2024

coconut storm

a storm that produces coconuts

seek shelter there is a coconut storm outside

by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024