Miami coffee

Cocaine.

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?

by Hadita December 02, 2023

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 31, 2018

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 07, 2021

Pepper in the coffee

You know i had an uncle who died from pepper in his coffee?

Lets take some mushrooms an put some pepper in the coffee

by Insect milk March 22, 2022

Hot coffee stick

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth

She loves giving hot coffee sticks out.

by Terror 007 June 18, 2023

coffee mint

A coffee mint jamais a product used to freshen the breath with a coffee flavor. Coffee mints are also used to flavor coffee.

1: Can I have some coffee mints? My breath smells.
2: Yeah, I’m gonna grab a couple.

by Youbrokedadscoffeepot August 03, 2022

coffee plunger

a dude who loves fucking latinas up the butt

your white ass don't stand a chance, bro, he's a total coffee plunger

by najinos April 22, 2011