cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

by GM123 February 11, 2012

Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.

In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!

by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014

Cock-Docking

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.

Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.

by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012

Cock-off

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.

Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.

by Slaney October 3, 2006

Cock Pox

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot, crotch rot, and galloping knob rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

That dirty ho gave me the cock pox!

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cock Terrorism

The act of taking cock-blocking to the highest level. I.e. War on cock.

This girl keeps on cock blocking me, this is more like cock terrorism!

by semaj727 June 26, 2009