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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapped

Clapped is a old english latin term used to describe people who are mentally challenged or are extremely intoxicated or very high on drugs. Being clapped is usually a great thing in the country of Australia due to the amount of Bogans in the country.
Hugo you're absolutely clapped, Your hands are in your pants whilst your smoking a cig.
by Raredog21-69 November 21, 2018
mugGet the Clappedmug.

Clapped

Bro I’m clapped asf
I can smell the weed on you
by iCapalot April 13, 2019
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Cheeto Clap

When one has cheeto dust on their hands and claps, therefor blinding the opponent.
by DefinitionWrite August 3, 2019
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Clapped

UK slang term for something really really retarded or just ugly af in general.
Bro that girl just spat all over my face, she’s clapped.

That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.

Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.
by Clap February 7, 2019
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Clapped

Izzy Walker is well clapped
by Jokesreally June 5, 2018
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Marcellus Clap

When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.
Bro, do the 'Marcellus Clap' he just said something fucked up.
by M. J. Mazz October 12, 2024
mugGet the Marcellus Clapmug.

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