The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
Get the Clapping Clamsmug. Clapped is a old english latin term used to describe people who are mentally challenged or are extremely intoxicated or very high on drugs. Being clapped is usually a great thing in the country of Australia due to the amount of Bogans in the country.
by Raredog21-69 November 21, 2018
Get the Clappedmug. by iCapalot April 13, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. by DefinitionWrite August 3, 2019
Get the Cheeto Clapmug. Bro that girl just spat all over my face, she’s clapped.
That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.
Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.
That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.
Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.
by Clap February 7, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.
by M. J. Mazz October 12, 2024
Get the Marcellus Clapmug.