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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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Chuck Norris'd

when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like Norris
you will then awnser back "it is Norris" then yell "YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D!"
Twat : sir, does that say nourished
You : no, it says Norris
Everybody including you : YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D
by Hazza_Slack January 23, 2015
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up chuck city

To go to up chuck city, to go and vomit
by stevejax2003 June 16, 2017
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Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.
Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.
by Carneguy September 14, 2023
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Chuck E. Cheese

1. place: a place where you will want to live in forever
2. animatronic: a rat animatronic with a c shirt
3. religion: a religion that requires you to go to chuck e cheese's every chance you get
4. costume(avenger): a beautiful looking rat costume
5. costume(rockstar): a hideous rat costume
Chuck E. Cheese:
1. place: my child has gone to chuck e cheese's and never wants to come home
2. animatronic: me and my friends like to eat pizza while watching animatronic shows at chuck e cheese's
3. religion: my son's religion is chuck e cheese
4.costume(avenger): me and my friends went to chuck e cheese and got exited to see that they still use the avenger chuck costume
5.costume(rockstar): me and my friends hate the new rockstar chuck costume
by Chuck E. September 16, 2022
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Chuck

Hey Mum, fry us some chucks up, will ya?”
by ShreksGod March 25, 2020
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pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck
by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009
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