Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex

"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"

by Royal Scorpion of the North May 15, 2018

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A sad way of life

it must be a Canada to be a forklift driver

by the word guycool February 15, 2023

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What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo

Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA

by whllo January 8, 2024

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A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

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One of the rare places other than the UK to:

-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.

-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun

-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.

-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.

- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.

-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.

How much worse can Canada get?

by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024

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