Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

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Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

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mr. baillon

A bald guy with a high reputation(Veteran, tv star, French teacher, ballon salesman, McDonald's receptionist.)

Did you see the Mr. Baillon out there, he is so accomplished in life, I wish I could be like him!

by Red Lipstick September 23, 2017

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Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus

An American traveling circus company billed as The Greatest Show on Earth

n 2004, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus was investigated following the death of a lion who died from heat and lack of water while the circus train was traveling through the Mojave Desert.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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