bag of awesome

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

The Popcorn is in the Bag

code for getting a girls number in your cell phone

"The Popcorn is in the bag" - person 1

"So you got her number?" - person 2

by Vasquaro June 16, 2013

blizzard bags

An extreme case of blue balls

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"

by T-Doll March 4, 2014

bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.

'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'

by bag brain July 16, 2014

I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013