evan

scientificly cute

science proves that evan is cute

by salad nblm August 2, 2021

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

Evan

Warm and soft like mashed potatoe

Evan is warm and soft like mashed potatoe

by BrassyMender September 28, 2022

Evan

A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.

"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."

by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022