Google Alphabet

When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.

Google Alphabet:
A is for Amazon,
B is for BBC News,
C is for Currys,
D is for Daily Mail,

by Autolectric April 2, 2016

Google minus

what you call lame people

oh my god ben is so google minus

by Gamingpanda November 29, 2017

game tab google

that is how you describe fuckin' retards who can't read properly

hey, game tab google is here!
oh fuck no, not again..

by UrbanPapa July 9, 2025

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025

Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022