fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
by MS.DRAMA March 02, 2010
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fake nigga hours

the hours between 9am to 5pm (Opposite of Real Nigga Hours)
that nigga was puttin' in some fake nigga hours
by CliccLiKe August 27, 2015
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Fake anime fan

Are;
People who watch anime just to get attention for how “different” they are.

Most likely bullied people for liking it when they were younger, but now since its popular they’ve “been a fan” or “been wanting to watch it”
absolutely LOVE My Hero Academia, Attack on Titan, Naruto, Dragon Ball, you know all the mainstream shounen that they’ve seen one episode of with someone else and said “ WhY Is It iN ChINeSe or WhateVeR”
anyway a fake anime fan is someone who hops on whatever bandwagon they can because they want to be involved.

Usually “say i loved it since i was little” but if its remotely true then they just WATCHED it WHEN then were little

THEY SUCK ASS.
;-)
“You only say you like anime because it’s mainstream your a fake anime fan dude”
by qp_qp September 12, 2020
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fake economic savior

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.
I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2020
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Fake Email Job

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.
Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.
by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021
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Fake Work Friend

Someone who talks to you and acts like they're your good friend in the workplace but has nothing to do with you after hours...
Jairus never invites me to the movies because I'm his fake work friend (fwf).
by Captain Justice February 04, 2017
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fake out move

To use any form or deceptive tactics to trick people or get over on someone
Jack: Hey John why you got that arm brace on?
John : The arm brace is called the fake out move. I wear it to trick people out their money when I’m panhandling. They fall for it every time.
Jack: Man that is cold blooded...
by C0dane September 16, 2019
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