Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019

Thomas Holme elementary school

Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.

Thomas Holme elementary school is a stupid ass school

by I’m a victim June 13, 2019

Thomas Godman

An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.

I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!

by The elites June 17, 2019

Thomas

The sexiest guy in the world. Thomas outclasses even a Téo. Therefore he is one hubba hubba guy.

“WOW that guy is one Thomas. He is good looking, sexy and strong!”

by Moose Finbar June 20, 2019

Thomas

Sped Monster

Thomas is just a sped crackwhore

by jayy.shotta August 6, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a kind sweet caring boy. He wants to make people happy and try’s hard but doesn’t need to because he make people happy by just being there. He plays a lot of sports and is very smart. If he has siblings he is kind to them, except to his one younger brother who he finds annoying (he’s still nice to him though). He can make friends with everyone and trusts people a lot. Girls always find him so sweet and some may just end up liking him. If you find your self a Thomas you better keep him because they make life so much more fun exciting and happy!

Friend: Thomas is just so kind
Me: Yeah I’ve noticed. He has such a happy vibe too!

by The Zeliab August 7, 2019